TL;DR
War Horse is TouchReal's best-selling fantasy piece: 11.8 inches total, 10.2 inches insertable, with app-controlled thrusting and vibrating, a physical remote, and 7x7 mode combinations. It's one of the largest, most feature-dense products in the lineup, built for people who already know they want size, texture, and app control in one piece. It's about to get its own dedicated AI Lover persona on JOYHUB, and TouchReal wants your input on what that character should be.
War Horse sits at the top of the size range. It's TouchReal's best-selling fantasy piece for a reason: a horse-inspired silicone design at nearly a foot of insertable length, app-controlled, with enough mode combinations to make the included remote worth keeping nearby.
Spec Sheet
| Spec | War Horse |
| Total Length | 11.8 in |
| Insertable Length | 10.2 in |
| Price | $99 |
| Rating | 5.0 (8 reviews) |
| Warranty | Up to 24 months |
| Control | App + physical remote |
| Modes | 7 vibration x 7 thrusting |
| Material | Platinum silicone |
| Collection | Fantasy Dildo |
Ten-plus inches insertable puts War Horse well past the range of the other pieces we've reviewed on this site. It's the largest product in the comparisons we've run so far, by a clear margin.
The Design: Fantasy, Not Realistic
Where pieces like Coach or Oppa lean into hyper-realistic human anatomy, War Horse goes a different direction: a horse-inspired silhouette with a tapered, ridged head, a heavily textured shaft, and a broad knot-style base that widens toward the bottom. It's built for people drawn to fantasy-shaped toys rather than realistic ones, and the shape itself is part of the draw.
Feature Breakdown: What "4-in-1" Means
War Horse combines four functions in one device: thrusting, vibrating, app control, and a dedicated physical remote. You get two separate ways to control the experience depending on whether your phone is within reach.
The mode count is substantial: 7 vibration patterns crossed with 7 thrusting patterns gives a wide range of combinations, adjustable from either the app or the remote in real time without needing to stop and restart.
The App Experience
War Horse connects through TouchReal's app, and the interface goes further than basic on/off control. The home screen includes dedicated sections for Video, Sound, DIY pattern building, AI Lover, Game, Community, and Message, alongside the core playback controls. For how the app-and-toy pairing works, our JOYHUB AI Lover explainer covers the mechanics, including Bluetooth setup, permissions, and the AI Lover conversation layer, without repeating them here.
One honest note: War Horse doesn't yet have its own dedicated AI Lover persona the way some other AI Fantasy pieces do. That's about to change.
Material: The Short Version
War Horse is platinum-cure silicone, same as the rest of the lineup: non-porous, hypoallergenic, and free of the byproducts that come with lower-grade curing processes. Our platinum-cured silicone deep dive covers the full chemistry if you want to understand why that matters before buying something this size.
Who War Horse Is Built For
At 10.2 inches insertable, War Horse sits at the far end of TouchReal's size range, well past what our beginner sizing guide recommends starting with, and past the other pieces we've reviewed, including Coach and Oppa. This is a toy for people who already know their range extends this far, beyond a first or second purchase.
If you're still working out what size and shape suits you, our dildo shape guide and Oppa vs. Elon comparison are better starting points than this review.
Coming Soon: Design War Horse's AI Lover
War Horse has become one of our best-selling pieces, and the community has been clear: you want a dedicated AI Lover persona built for it, rather than the general app experience.
We're building one. Before we lock in a direction, we want to hear from the people who own War Horse and use it.
If you have a vision for who this character should be, we want to hear it. Whether that's personality, energy, backstory, or something else. Email us at customercare@touchreal.com with your idea. We can't promise all submissions make it in, but we're reading each one, and the community's fingerprints will be on this character when it launches.
Ready to try War Horse? Shop War Horse, or browse the Fantasy Dildo Collection for more shapes in the same category.
FAQ
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Is War Horse beginner-friendly?
No. At 10.2 inches insertable, it's one of the largest pieces in the TouchReal lineup and sits well past what we'd recommend as a first or second purchase.
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Does War Horse have its own AI Lover character?
Not yet. It uses the app's general AI Lover feature rather than a dedicated persona. TouchReal is developing a custom character for War Horse and collecting ideas from the community; email customercare@touchreal.com to submit yours.
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Can War Horse be controlled without the app?
Yes. It ships with a physical remote covering the core thrusting and vibration controls, so app access isn't required for every session.
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What does "7x7" mean for War Horse's modes?
Seven vibration patterns combined with seven thrusting patterns, adjustable independently from the app or the remote.
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What material is War Horse made from?
100% platinum-cure silicone, the same standard used across TouchReal's full lineup.
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